Hammer In The News

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We bring the most accurate news to the ears of Hamiltonians.  Hammer In The News believes in Steeltown.  Artifice is the New Steel.

Local News, Crime, Muggles at The Quibbler

September 1999 - November 2012

The normal stuff a normal journalist does.

Campaign Manager at Progressive Conservatives' Communist Coalition

June 1998 - October 1998

Knocked on doors. Tried to get the Progressive Conservatives to recognize us as part of the party.

Editor in chief at HammerInTheNews

December 2012

I curate, chop, censor and edit the day's events.

Khan Academy

2013 – 2015

80% Completed

Homeschooled by Frieda Hammerton

1979 – 2011

All the grades except OAC

Concentration: Math, Singing, Speling, Reading, Colouring, the other normal stuff

News, Hamilton, Ontario